What’s that in your mouth?

All parents have played with their toddlers the “What’s In Your Mouth” game. You know how it goes. Your child is crawling across the floor chewing on something. You know YOU didn’t give them any food, so what could it be? Last night’s dinner courtesy of the floor? A rock? A marble? A bug? A little people? Our son is particularly fond of dog food.

While at a friend’s house Saturday evening I saw my son crawling around working on something. “What’s in your mouth, Son?” I asked as I put my finger in to do the familiar scrape-and-pull.
“Oh. Okay. It’s dog poop.”